TRUST
noun
\1. reliance on the integrity, strength, ability, surety, etc., of a person or thing; confidence
I like to think I am a fairly trustworthy person, sometimes even to a fault. However, there are some things in life that I do not fully trust. The list continues to grow but here is a start.
1. Morning People
I just don't understand how someone can open their eyes and have so much energy and enthusiasm right when they wake up. It's unnatural. I can't even have conversations with the general public until about 10-11am. My dad was a morning person and my mom is the worst morning person. She is always finished with her errands by like 9:30am on the weekend. Who does that?? Don't trust it.
2. People that smile all the time
No one is happy ALL the time. No one. Yet there are people that actually walk around with a permanent grin glued on their face. Your life isn't perfect, you're not that optimistic. Don't trust it.
3. People that laugh all the time
You know the ones. The people who do that weird, awkward laugh after each sentence. Even sentences that aren't meant to be funny. It makes me uncomfortable and think you could potentially be a serial killer. Don't trust it.
4. People who don't like dogs
What kind of a person doesn't like dogs?? You either have to be a real asshole or have no soul to not love a dog. Obviously, I get a little angry at the topic. You don't like dogs? I don't trust it.
5. Things that jump
Things that jump are unpredictable. Spiders, frogs, cats, grasshoppers, crickets, fish. This is part of the reason I have a phobia of crickets. When it comes to things that jump, you never know what their intentions are or where they're going to end up. They always give you that scary eye contact and just when you think you've calculated their next move, they surprise you. Don't trust it.
6. Redheads
Self explanatory. I've never met a trustworthy ginger.
7. Most GA fans
I'm a Gator, I don't understand how you could root for the "bulldawgs". They don't even spell dog right! Even though our season wasn't the best, I could never fathom being a GA fan. Don't trust it.
8. Geminis
I had a terrible experience with a Gemini in the past, so for that reason alone and the fact they are known to be two-faced, don't trust it.
9. People that don't have an iPhone
Simply because I feel like, if you don't have an iPhone, you clearly don't care about your future. Don't trust it.
10. Squirrels
These little devils are the epitome of untrustworthy. With there little hands and swift movements. Let's face it, they're a little too bold, too. They are constantly causing car accidents and could be considered a trip hazard. Don't trust it.
I'm sure I will be adding to this list because there are so many skeptical things in this world. And I don't trust it.
**UPDATE** I exclude my sister from being included in the "untrustworthy Gemini" category due to a strongly worded text I just received. My sister is the best Gemini ever, unless she was a redhead, too. Then she'd have no chance at life.
