1.Crocs
I don't care how comfortable they are, have you seen them? Fellas, the heels we wear aren't ever comfortable, that's not what footwear is for and you'd hate it if we only dressed for comfort. Women, I don't even know what to say if you're a woman wearing Crocs. Your choice of shoe says a lot about you and if you wear Crocs, no matter what the occasion, you're a real asshole.
2. Skele-toes
Ok, I didn't think things could get worse than Crocs, but skeletoes?? Again, I don't care how comfortable, some things just shouldn't be worn. Unless you are part of an undercover primate study in a zoo, never, EVER wear these. Or, you're a real asshole.
3. Putting kids on leashes
Comedian Katt Williams so delicately brought it to every one's attention that white people are the main demographic to put their children on leashes. Children are not dogs and that little monkey or turtle backpack isn't fooling anyone. Stop putting your kids on leashes and provide home training! Or, just be an asshole.
4. Antlers on Cars
This might be the one of the worst asshole offenses. Putting antlers and/or a red nose on your car does not make you seem in the Christmas spirit. It makes you seem
like an asshole. Your car doesn't look like a reindeer and I don't care how much your kids like it. 5. Letting your kid(s) run wild in public
Kids need home training. If they don't have any, it is a reflection on you, parents. I don't know if I could even blog about how many incidents I've had with bad kids. I have been kicked in the shin and pushed by a real asshole of a kid (who I pushed down in retaliation and told him he better not tell his mom), I even got into a verbal altercation in a Charlotte Russe once because a lady felt entitled to leave the line to chase her terrible kid around and come right back where she was. Parents, control your children in public or you're a real asshole.
6. Looking for an apartment in the rain
I have worked in property management for years now. I've seen it all. Unless you are needing a place to live within 24 hours, you need to be mindful of the elements. Do not force me out in a monsoon because you want to look at an apartment, and if you do, you better apply for it. I will mentally be shooting death daggers at you if you make me get out in bad weather. I don't ever wear flats so if you have me out in the rain/snow/etc in heels, you're a real asshole.
7. Signaling in a parking lot
I don't need you to put your blinker on while you're driving down every aisle. Just drive, don't be an asshole.
8. Not signaling
Drivers do not have any sort of common courtesy. Use your blinker (not applicable in parking lots)! I should never have to slam on breaks unless I'm texting and driving (just kidding.. kind of). Give me the chance to move around you when you're turning, don't be an asshole.
9. People who talk a lot and repeat themselves
I talk with a lot of people on a regular basis at work. Most of these people are residents who have issues in their apartment. Listen carefully, if you call your leasing/resident services office to make a complaint, we get it the first time. You saying the same thing but just using different words is just as annoying. Note your issue, then go on about your day. Don't be an asshole and keep me on the phone for 15 minutes.
10. Tribal tattoos.
I mean, really. If you have a tribal tattoo, you're an asshole.
11. Justin Bieber
What an asshole.
**Special thanks to my brother in law Steve, for giving me this idea and helping me remember all the assholes I encounter**
